Christmas Macendale

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Name Christmas Macendale Aliases None
Status Registered Non-Evolved
Gender Male Race/Eth. American
Birthdate December 25th, 1980 Age 29
Height 5'6" Build Scrawny
Eyes Blue Hair Brown
Residence New York
Employment Suresh Center
Parents Jason Macendale; deceased
Wendy Macendale
Siblings None
Marital Status Single Children None
First Seen The Floor Is Wet Last Seen TBD
Profile Christmas Macendale is a sociopath with an ag

Christmas Macendale is the small, quiet and unassuming janitor employed by the Suresh Center.

Christmas Macendale

portrayed by

Elijah Wood

"But I don’t want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
"Oh, you can’t help that," said the Cat. "We’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad."
"How do you know I’m mad?" said Alice.
"You must be,” said the Cat. "Or you wouldn’t have come here."

Alice's Adventures In Wonderland, Chapter 6

Appendices

Thus I clothe my naked villainy in odd old ends…
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… and seem a saint, when most I play the devil.
Date Title Summary
September 5th The Floor Is Wet Matt shows up at the Suresh Center for business, and is greeted by a mysterious man.
September 7th What Lurks In The Bushes Nadia and Amato have a chance encounter in the Greenbelt. Little do they know, there's a third person in their midst.
September 7th Don't Say A Word After Amato leaves, Nadia finds out what lurks in the bushes.
September 7th Demur Christmas returns home after a failure, and sometimes even the cruelest men are but children.
September 9th Many Hats Chris Macendale makes the acquaintance of Doctor Price and perhaps discovers in her a kindred spirit. If they only knew.

Skills

Ever see The Good Son? Yeah, it's like that. The only people that can tell Christmas is a disassociated psychopath are the people he chooses to show, and anyone skilled in seeing through such facades like an FBI profiler or a telepath. Most of the time he presents an image of being quiet, unassuming and kind.
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