Dirk

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Name Dirk (If you knew his last name, he'd have to kill you) Aliases
Status Registered Non-Evolved
Gender Male Race/Eth. Caucasian
Birthdate Never ask a lady Age Late 30's - Early 40's
Height 5'3" Build Petite
Eyes Blue Hair Blond
Residence Unknown
Employment Studio K — Executive Assistant
Parents Unknown Siblings Unknown
Marital Status Terminally Single Children Possibly 0
First Seen Do You Know Last Seen
Profile Dirk is the executive assistant to the CEO of Studio K, Kristen Reynolds. How does he keep his job?
Dirk

portrayed by

David Spade

“Procrastination: Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now” — Larry Kersen

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