Five Reasons Bolivar Is With Raquelle

Five Reasons Bolivar Is With Raquelle

by Bolivar

  1. Sex.
  2. If I sleep with him, it'll take him longer to leave me.
  3. Who the cunt's asking? There aren't enough sweet, precocious, Eurasiatically hot bitch-queen fruitcakes to go around? You've checked? Maybe that's just you.
  4. What it isn't: I'm not lonely without him. I don't grocery list his girls' cereal brands above my dog food. Don't save him stories from work, don't practice telling them driving home. I'm not afraid he's afraid of me; I'm sure as fuck not afraid he's afraid for me. It's not like I can't fucking live without him.
  5. Not exactly.
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