Alf

A tiny black-billed magpie and a gigantic fucking asshole.

Background

Alf, short for Asshole Littleshit Fuckbird, was a "gift" to Zachery from Yi-Min Yeh. He keeps a cage for it inside his residence in Providence, one which conveniently does not quite latch all the way shut. The two are inseparable, though neither has a choice in the matter.

Currently in the care of:
Zachery Miller

Memorable Quotations

"Wheh heh heh."