Channel Surfing for January 15, 2009

Wherever you go, you can't escape the news.

We live our lives surrounded by so much information; it shapes perceptions and turns unfounded lies into truths.

So it goes…

CHANNEL 2: WCBS-TV, CBS

" — look back on some of the great Presidential scandals of the last hundred years, and you'll see that the nation has historicly had a hard time recovering from these upsets. Rickham was a figure loved by a very vocal minority of the United States, and a minority that everyone is terrified — "

CHANNEL 4: WNBC, NBC

" — Vice President-Elect has hardly made a name for himself among the press core. But looking at the bigger picture, we have a strong base from which to still drw from. Nathan Petrelli still sits as Secretary of State, and if you ask me that's not too — "

CHANNEL 5: WNYW-TV, FOX

" — not surprised at all when the big happy liberal Rickham finally realized he simply didn't have the backbone to be the President of my great nation! This is just another example of how he's let down the country, and I couldn't be happier to see him stepping out of office before any of his left-wing nonsense about repealing the Linderman act could go into effecrt! But what's really telling to me is that he was a criminal, and now I don't feel so bad saying I called it! We've got an expert today from — "

CHANNEL 7: WABC-TV, ABC

" — ongoing coverage of these startling events. I know the vast majority of us never predicted something like this to be seen in our lifetime; and the world is taking notice. The NIKEI average dropped nearly five-hundred points today among global fears of a meltdown among the United States Government. With the plunge that Wall Street took yesterday amid the news, it looks like it's only going to get worse before it gets — "

CHANNEL 21: WLIW, PBS

" — can't change things themselves, could they alter history by sending a message into the past instead? Einstein's theories of relativity show that if something could travel faster than the speed of light, it could be viewed as going backwards in — "

CHANNEL 25: WNYE-TV

" — have to focus on the big picture. What we're looking at here isn't even entirely covered by our Constitution, this is an unprecedented event in American history; for good or ill. This is going to be Allen Rickham's legacy, that he — "

…and on and on into the cable channels. The world keeps spinning.

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