Channel Surfing September 1 2010

Wherever you go, you can't escape the news.

We live our lives surrounded by so much information; it shapes perceptions and turns unfounded lies into truths.

So it goes…


"…reports that Alfred Balfour, CEO of Telestratus Industrial Electronics, a government contractor specializing in the development of cutting edge military hardware was arrested earlier today just outside of Seattle, Washington Balfour is the latest of several high-profile arrests of government and corporate individuals with connections to the organization known only as the Company. Balfour's home in Tacoma was raided just an hour after his arrest. Stock in Telestratus plummeted following…"


"…including testimony from the former CEO of Pinehearst Company International Morgan Deitrich. In a signed affidavit, Deitrich claimed to possess information pertaining to Pinehearst's connections to the Company and has offered this testimony in exchange for a possibly early release from prison for his participating in violation of the nuclear regulatory commission for the near miss of a reactor meltdown in Fort Lee, New Jersey last year at Pinehearst's American research branch. The Justice Department is considering Deitrich's request and is in discussion with the German government for…"


"…speculation among sources within the FBI that the Company may have had foreknowledge of the planned viral attack on New York City by international terrorist group 'the Vanguard' prior to the narrowly averted 2009 terror plot. These same sources have indicated that there is evidence that the virus utilized by the Vanguard that was nearly released on American soil was in fact developed by a viral weapons project initiated by the Company in the late 1970s. Without any…"


"…spoon feeding us the same story over and over and over again. Full disclosure, mister Petrelli, means full disclosure! This is where my heart breaks, America. This is where i look over at our fascist government and am forced to wonder when the wool was pulled over our eyes so soundly. We have a situation brewing on our soil, a literal Red Scare where the Communists aren't imaginary. There really are spies among us, and the President isn't telling us who to look out for! It makes you wonder what else the Company could have been responsible for and it makes you wonder why we were only told now. To me, I think I know why. The 2011 warm-up for the 2012 Presidential Elections is just around the corner, folks. This is pure, unadulterated…"


"…believe that there may be a correlation between the stunning display of force brought down against the Company not as a planned exercise but as a precautionary measure. It's completely possible that what we saw happen yesterday was a reaction to the June 10th mass hallucinations. Was the Company going to be responsible for the riots taking place in New York City? We don't have any proof to that fact, but the possibilities of the two events being connected are surprisingly…"


"…This is the ultimate weapon of the secret government — the National Security Decision Directive — the NSDD. Every president since Harry Truman has issued them. They're not published in any government register. Ronald Reagan has signed at least 280 such directives. They cover everything from outer space to nuclear weapons to covert operations in Iran and Nicaragua. In essence, by an arbitrary and secret decree, the president can issue himself a license to do as he will, where he will. And the only ones who need to know are the secret agents who carry it out…"


"…still no sign of word from Rebel on his website, and it makes me think that he may have moved on to avenues of communication we haven't noticed yet. With everything in the news right now regarding the Company, I thought it might be a good time to pull out one of the emails we've received from concerned viewers. We received an email from a viewer calling himself 'EvsDropr' that delivered quite a bit of surprising material about the Company back in June when we first opened up our email to viewers. EvsDropr told us about a radio isotope tracking system that the Company has that were used to track and monitor human 'cattle' that were suspected to be Evolved. Now there's dozens of pages of information on this, but if you'd like to learn more you can email us at moc.liamg|noilleber.eynw#moc.liamg|noilleber.eynw and we'll send you some of the highlights. Next up, we're going to look at Biomere Incorporated, one of the Company's alleged…"

…and on and on into the cable channels.

The world keeps spinning.

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