Amadeus Deckard

Registry of the Non-Evolved Database

File #18 Aug 2010 17:17

Name Amadeus Deckard Aliases
Status Registered Non-Evolved
Gender Male Race/Eth. Caucasian
Birthdate June 16 1986 Age 24
Height 6'0 Build Average/Athletic
Eyes Brown Hair Brown
Residence A Van
Employment What?
Parents Lucy Valentine (Pronounced Valenteen), Flint Deckard Siblings Jordan Baxter
Marital Status Single Children Darwin won't allow it.
First Seen Deadbeat Last Seen
Profile Amadeus is a petty criminal and a stoner, working for whoever happens to be willing to pay. He has a very loose sense of ethics, willing to pimp but not slap, and shamelessly freeload with very little regard for taking advantage of someone's kindness or taking things for granted. After being released from a three year jail sentence for possession, his fifth time getting arrested for it leading to a judge finally deciding to make an example. After being released, trapped inside during the Great Storm, and having the flu (Losing his ability of feline telepathy), he stalks the trail of his father, Flint Deckard, with the clear intention to borrow money and mooch off Deckard's friends.
Amadeus Deckard
portrayed by
Alex Gaskarth

It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for the winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came and the grasshopper died and the octopus ate all his acorns. And also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you? — Fry, Futurama

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Amadeus has a wide variety of criminal skills from hundreds of criminal schemes and jobs dating back to his teenaged years. He can hotwire a cat, steal cable, pick pockets, pick locks, grow pot, knows general pimping etiquette though has never been a full blown pimp. His criminal skills don't usually exceed petty crime, though these are the ones he's particularly experienced with. He's also good at mugging and generally stealing things, but he finds mugging too risky.

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