Thomas Ray Cooper

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File #22 Oct 2009 23:40

Name Thomas Ray Cooper Aliases
Status Registered Non-Evolved
Gender Male Race/Eth. Caucasian
Birthdate July 31, 1976 Age 35
Height 5'9" Build Fit
Eyes Light Hazel Hair Dark Brown
Residence Unknown
Employment New York Police Department - Homicide
Department of Homeland Security
Parents Ray Cooper Jr. (Dad)
Mary Cooper (Mom)
Siblings One Older Brother
Marital Status First Ex-Wife: Maggie the High School Sweetie
Second Ex-Wife: Daisy the Stripper
Children Ellen Cooper (12)
First Seen So You're The One Last Seen
Profile Going from NYPD Detective to Homland Security Agent, Thomas Cooper is a man looking for his place in life and trying not screw it up. Not only that, he's got a daughter on the edge of being a teenager and two ex-wives sucking him for alimony. One of them currently resides in New York and it's not unusual that the battle axe shows up at his door (Thanks to Audrey, of course).
Thomas Ray Cooper
portrayed by
Paul Rudd



My life is Strange and Hectic. BUT… Call me maybe?
Reach out to me anytime if you want/need a scene. My life is unpredictable; but, if I know when I am needed, I can try to schedule around it. I am very willing to do a scene on the MUX (with plenty of time) or through GoogleDocs. Do note that until May 2018, week day, in-game RP will be difficult.


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Yup! I'm A Cop!

Not only did he have academy training, Cooper has many years under his belt. From traffic investigation to defensive driving; various forms of defense to how to effectively cuff a person and to doing FSTs (Field Sobriety Test, which covers drugs and drinking). Training is ongoing as there is always this or that that needs to be updated or refreshed. He's got over a decade in the profession under his belt.

He has been both a Homicide and a Narcotics detective. So he's had training in both.


Before you look, enjoy Cooper Dancing~


Memorable Quotes

"Look at him going nom nom nom. So cute." - Said about Al to Audrey (I'll Pay You To Get The Snake)

"Actually, the flamingo's clammed up tighter then…" He almost says something that would probably get him in HR's offices again… so he avoids the obvious comments about her legs. "… then a nun's legs. So I think it was the East Side Pinks." Throwing some lame excuse for a gang sign. - Said to Audrey (Did You Interrogate The Flamingo's?)


"And I might have a pair, but that's cause I got kicked in them enough, by Home Sec and others before. You hit a dog with a rolled up news paper enough times, he either rolls over and shows you his dick, or he snaps." - Said to Audrey (With Pasties On)

"One does not sort a man's underwear and not expect him to ask questions." - Said to Elisabeth about his encounter with a Strange Girl (Eleven Year Old Girls)

"Honey… look… Daddy does not need to know that. There is such a thing as TMI. Remember that word. It's important. It could save the lives of your future boyfriends." - Said to his daughter, Ellen over the phone (Eleven Year Old Girls)

"When you were around eleven, did you think guys have cute butts? Is it normal for a girl to think that?" His eyes unfocus a bit, his expression disturbed. "My daughter just got done telling me she thought Zac Effron had a cute ass." Hence the TMI obviously. "Just seems so wrong. At that age I was still playing Star Wars with my best friend." - Said to Elisabeth about his daughter (Eleven Year Old Girls)

"Anyhow, I remember when she would dress up like a little princess.. Now it's training bras and nail polish… and Flo Rida.." - Said to Tamara (Not a Halloween Shindig)

"Am I suppose to be anti-evolved and a jackass? Cause not too sure I could pull that off. I knew this one guy Frank.. He freakin' had acid saliva.. Seriously, it was awesome…. and disturbing all at the same time. Felt for him tho… couldn't French kiss or risk…." he trails off realizing where he is, ".. anyhow." - Said to Elisabeth (So You're The One)

RP Hooks:

  • He was a detective with the NJPD and the NYPD. Now he's Homeland Security.
  • Loves kids.
  • Not unusual to see him out in the bars or strip clubs.


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