Dirk

Registry of the Non-Evolved Database

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Summary

Name Dirk (If you knew his last name, he'd have to kill you) Aliases Status Registered Non-Evolved Gender Male Race/Eth. Caucasian Birthdate Never ask a lady Age Late 30's - Early 40's Height 5'3" Build Petite Eyes Blue Hair Blond Residence Unknown Employment Studio K — Executive Assistant Parents Unknown Siblings Unknown Marital Status Terminally Single Children Possibly 0 First Seen Do You Know Last Seen Profile Dirk is the executive assistant to the CEO of Studio K, Kristen Reynolds. How does he keep his job?

portrayed by David Spade

Background

Psych Profile

“Procrastination: Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now” _{— Larry Kersen}

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