Henry Webb

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File #09 Feb 2010 07:25

Name Henry Webb Aliases
Status Unregistered Non-Evolved
Gender Male Race/Eth. Cornfed Midwesterner. No, really.
Birthdate Age
Height Tallish end of medium Build Football
Eyes Blue Hair Light Brown
Residence Company digs
Employment The Company (Primatech Paper)
Parents Siblings
Marital Status Single. Don't all you ladies jump up at once. Children None yet.
First Seen None yet. Last Seen
Profile Ex-marine, Company goon, warrior of Clan Jarhead. May I sell you some paper, please.
Henry Webb
portrayed by
Matt Damon

"Let's face it, I'm like what happens if Charlie Brown grows up, joins the Corps, gets trained to use a rocket launcher…..and still falls for Lucy and the goddamn football every time."

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