Adrianne Lancaster

Registry of the Evolved Database

File #12 Feb 2010 11:50

Name Adrianne Lancaster Aliases Queen of Wands
Status Registered Evolved (Tier 2) Ability Induced Combustion
Gender Female Race/Eth. White
Birthdate July 25 Age I will punch you in the face.
Height 6' Build Athletic
Eyes Blue Hair Blonde
Residence Unknown
Employment United States Government, Central Intelligence Agency
Parents Unknown Siblings Unknown
Marital Status Unmarried Children N/A
First Seen A Personal Cold War Last Seen
Profile An agent of the CIA, Adrianne Lancaster spends too much time on home turf for her profession, getting her fingers into matters most government and scaring the little ones.
Adrianne Lancaster
portrayed by

Jane Lynch



Home Boys
vincent_icon.gif My Favourite Works for Got fired by the Department of Evolved Affairs and doesn't wear a dress, who knew? No one's told them that they're not really government, but I don't wanna be the one to spoil it for him. For a suit fucking terrorist, he's capable, and even if he can sneak into my apartment despite my best efforts with the dehumidifier, I can still watch him via satellite set him on fire and/or sniper his ass from a long distance. From my iPhone car. Despite working in the civil sector being a runaway criminal, he's got fingers on enough of a pulse to keep things interesting.
audrey_icon.gif Jawbone Even more of a cop at heart than Vince and so therefore immensely irritating. Incredibly intimidated by me. What she lacks in clearance in her own Department, she makes up for in bone structure. Wouldn't mind tossing back some tequilas with her if she'd stop trying to spar with nicknames, because then I'd have to keep repeatedly punching her until my hand breaks or she spontaneously develops a sense of humour.
The Little People
peyton_icon.gif Owes Me Her Life She owes me her life. It's a simple fact. On the day some Russian spy gets the jump on me, she better be prepared to be on time to take the bullet with her eyeball.
kaylee_icon.gif Tiny I forget who this person is.
sarisa_icon.gif Cupsy Lady knew long before anyone about that whole burning people up from the inside beneath the majesty of my stare thing, and in response, she kept that secret for me. It's preposterous that she thinks she can escape some form retaliation by doing the right thing, and she will get what's coming to her. Serious mental problems and I'm like the only person who can see this some days.
raith_icon.gif Swordsy Soldier. I guess maybe a good leader, able to recover from crippling tactical errors like telling me not to do something. He's since run off and joined the Lost Boys or some shit, and he and I are gonna have some words about that crap unless he explodes himself first by pissing off his new criminal friends. Moron! Notice my steady increase in vitriol as I discuss this topic. I just set fire to a gardenia.
aviators_icon.gif Cottontail Man, what the hell even happened here?
rue_icon.gif Rooster who'sa good model. WHO'SA GOOD MODEL. YOU ARE YES YOU ARE.


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