Registry of the Non-Evolved Database

File #03 Oct 2010 06:21

Name Seamus Brian Lane Aliases Jason Albert Finnegan
Status Unregistered Non-Evolved
Gender Male Race/Eth. Caucasian; Irish
Birthdate March 15, 1981 Age 29
Height 6'2" Build Fighter's build
Eyes Brown Hair Brown
Residence Above the shop
Employment Miss Aphrodisia's
Parents Brian Finnegan, father, deceased (2007)
Marie Finnegan, mother, deceased (1984)
Siblings Shannon Finnegan, older sister, deceased (1984)
Lexington Lane, "little sister", alive
Marital Status Single Children None
First Seen Test Drive Last Seen

Ex-IRA member. Bathtub demolitionist. Irish idealist. Ladies' man. Party dude. Revolutionary. Brother of Lexington Lane. If something goes spectacularly wrong in the city with lots bright lights, Seamus is possibly involved somehow.

Seamus is currently trying to develop connections to all immoral types. IRA members and criminals may know Seamus as an old friend, or through a contact. If there's something that needs to be shot or 'sploded, you'll be directed to Seamus.

portrayed by
Stuart Townsend

"Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, dance like no-one is watching, screw like it's being filmed, and drink like a true Irishman."

"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me." — Emo Philips


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Spotted at the scene of the following crimes:

  • Demolitions, especially improvised. Seamus' specialty. If it needs to be blown up or knocked down, he has an encyclopedic knowledge of the right kind of explosives to use to take care of the problem. He's especially good at causing distractions with fire, smoke, and flying cars.
  • Marksmanship. A crack shot at the gun range, Seamus is a valuable ally in any shootout, though he prefers more "creative" solutions to problems. See above.
  • Experienced bar brawler. If Seamus' knuckles aren't sore at the end of the night, he didn't have enough fun. He's no MMA fighter, but he's been known to handle two or three overeager drunks with a few pints in him himself.
  • Random acts of violence. This is more of an inclination than a skill, but general mayhem is certainly an interest of his. Unbroken windows are so uninteresting.
  • Alcoholism. He can take a good take a good amount more booze in him than most guys his weight class, before his punches start going wild.
  • Expert lockpick, mostly in physical locks, but knows enough to disable most electronic locks as well.
  • Well trained in counter-surveillance, eg "lookout". This was his main job when his father took him out on jobs, before he got good enough with his demolitions for his dad to start using his IEDs.
  • Good evasive/defensive driver, though he's often more useful riding shotgun.
  • Knows enough about electronics to create simple detonators.
  • Can reset any VCR.
  • Decent carpenter/tinkerer. Can fix most antiques that come into Lexi's shop. Does "restorations" for some non-material profit.
  • Has sufficient knowledge in survival and field medicine, from the time he was surviving by hitchhiking through Africa with Lexi.
  • Halfway decent with a guitar.
  • Can carry a tune.
  • Fluent in Gaelic and English.
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