Lawyer Stares Down Lions

MANHATTAN — Panic ensued at the zoo when a local boy fell over the railing into the lion's den. Local Evolved rights activist, Paul Heart, vaulted the fence to attempt to save the boy. He held off the beasts for several seconds while zoo keepers rescued the injured child. Mr. Heart is an outspoken proponent of the evolved, and a registered tier 0 Evolved himself. He made minor news as being one of the last people to be pulled from the rubble of New York city two years ago. When asked why the lions spared him, Mr. Heart replied, "Professional Courtesy."