Prescott Press Catch Up 03 19 10

So, I was catching up on my magazine reading today — no no, don't judge, I need to find out how the 101 new ways to satisfy my man just as much as anyone else. Oh, Cosmo, why do you hate humankind? Most of your tips would make any man go running for the hills with his testicles drawn up inside him for protection. Believe me, I speak from experience; they do not like to be tugged.

But seriously, folks, while looking through the magazine rack, I was shocked, shocked to find my beautiful face on the cover of Pause Magazine ( I only called them up every day for the past month to make sure I was on the cover and personally messengered cover picture ideas to editor Nalani Hollingwood's apartment. Surprisingly this one did not quite make the cut: ( Nor did this one: ( I have no idea why. I guess there is just no accounting for taste. Okay, I admit that first one is kind of creepy. Only because of how strangely attractive that little baby me is. And as for the second one? Well, a gentleman never kisses and tells…but you know you totally would, too. Liberty is totally smokin' hot.

Anyway, I've got to admit, what came as a bigger surprise, Nation, was learning that First Lady Heidi Petrelli was interviewed for the magazine as well. And somewhere in between reading about her three kids, being First Lady and the fact that her husband likes glittery vampires so much he gave her the Twilight Series to read, I realized something. She was on Page 56. And I was on The Front Cover. Of the 12 most interesting people in New York, I came out on top. I, Elijah Prescott, beat out the First Lady to the cover of Pause Magazine! Eat it, First Lady, I am more of a lady than you will ever be! I mean, are you surprised? You obviously haven't seen how well I can wear a skirted suit.

We'll be right back, pick up a copy of Pause Magazine everywhere that has the decency to call itself a proper magazine rack!

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