03/06/18 -- Tuba Found in Hospital Trash Compactor

The Safe Zone Siren
Tuesday, March 6th, 2018

Officials at Elmhurst Hospital were puzzled this afternoon when a tuba was found in the hospital's trash compactor. The instrument was brought to the janitorial staff's attention during routine maintenance.

"Is this really news?" a spokesperson for the hospital said. "Don't you bloggers have other stories you'd rather be covering?"

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